P E N N I L E S S :(

If you read this post's title at a glance , you might be thinking I'm saying "Penisless" which is literally TRUE . I dont have a penis ! And if you're hoping to see a penis or penises picas , sorry to dissapoint you , but my blog is C L E A N ! ;) free from pornos . Go google them if you want to see those bananas hanging . I am least concerned . But what I'm saying here , I DONT HAVE MONEY - penny-less ! Poverty-stricken ! grrrr

Mummy , please be kind and give me money ! your second lovely daughter D E S P E R A T E L Y need them ! Argh .

BUT actually I have one RM100 note which I'm trying hard NOT to spend no matter what ! Handcuff me ! NOW !